DifferentBrains

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace… The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail.”

Bryan Adams – Don’t let go  (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, soundtrack)

lie down, close you eyes and just listen…. mmm:)

Our simple little lives here on earth: Use euklian geomety: ds**2 = dx**2 + dy**2
Theory of relativity:
Spesial: only applies when aceleration = 0. Can use lorentz geometry. ds**2 = dt**2 – (dx**2 + dy**2 + dz**2)
General: applies anywhere. Use schwartschild geometry. ds**2 = (1-2m/r)dt**2 – dr**2/(1-2m/r) – r**2*dø**2
End of time: when r = 0 i guess. witch is the case in the center of a black hole. Or maybe the end of the value of time, more accurately..

dø = angle between events
m = mass [measured in meters]
r = distance from a poit to an event [meters]
dr = distance between two  events [meters]
dt = time distance between two events [meters]
ds = spacetime interval. Is the same for all observers!

And just like that, it’s Friday again, and Sabbath. God is good indeed! Just as we get tiered of the week, he hands us the Sabbath :) I guess some of you get very tiered, but then I guess you appreciate the Sabbath more.

Being a Christian isn’t always easy, and for that reason, people sadly leave their faith every now and then, all to often i think. I have on numerous occasions wondered what to do about it. They are friends, and it makes me sad to see them go. Throughout the years it’s been more than I can count, and thinking back, I’m not even sure if I can remember half of them.

What should we do?
Sometimes I write them, not knowing why, or what to write. Some words can toss them far away, others will hopefully get them back on track. Saying nothing feels like looking away and not saying anything, when you see the danger.

You can see the truck coming, they are standing in the middle of the road, and sooner or later you have to choose what to do, so they can choose who to follow. Will you try to warn them, or will you ignore the situation.

It’s not like I know what to say, cause they normally don’t even believe that trucks exist. And if they do, they have looked away for too long, or think that the truck will drive around them. Being on the road is seemingly so exciting, everyone else is on the road, and all the fun is on the road.

I recently tried telling a friend of mine about the truck, and I ended the email with these words:

Luke 22:32 (slightly modified)

I have prayed for you, that your faith may not fail.

With brotherly love, Happy Birthday, I witch you infinity more! A limited number of birthdays on a crappy earth is not a good deal, you deserve much more.

Hopefully I didn’t do to much harm.

Have a Happy Sabbath, and don’t drift away, I might just write you.

Owl City – The saltwater room

In fact, go crazy with all of owl city’s songs. They’re great:)

correction:

I recomended RAZE – A brighter day when i meant to recomend RAZE – More than a dream. Same artist, both good songs, but i like the second one better….

Well put